Greene King: Yardbird “American Style IPA”

Yardbird2Simulacrum.  There’s a word to chew on and one you don’t hear every day.  It generally means “a vague, possibly unreal, representation of something

…there’s a gigantic prize available to anyone who can guess the theme for the rest of this review…

My wife magicked up a bottle of Yardbird “American Style IPA” from Budgens in Woodbridge when we were in Suffolk a while back.  As soon as I saw it I was looking forward to trying it.  I don’t usually go a whole bundle on Greene King beers as a rule – but an interpretation of an American IPA?  This I had to try.

The bottle.  Let me tell you about the CLEAR GLASS bottle that Yardbird comes in: so, GK have produced a supposedly crafted American IPA with potentially tons of hops, so why in the name of all that’s holy would you put it in a clear bottle?

Sunlight will skunk/cheese any hops oils present in the beer in no time and render it awful.  I’m too annoyed to write further about it, so you’ll have to read more here:

Newcastle brown can get away with clear glass bottles as the hops they use are primarily for bittering and not aroma.  Newky-brown is definitely malt-led

Yardbird is browney-bitter coloured, which is unusual for a craft IPA.  Upon pouring I didn’t get much hoppiness in the aroma at all…in fact I got the minerality and malty-hoppiness of a fairly standard ale or bitter…It smelt a bit like Abbott ale or bulk standard Greene King IPA.  Very odd.

The taste is nothing, and I mean NOTHING at all like any craft IPA I have ever tried.   To my mind in no way, shape or form is this a representation of the style.

But…  (he tailed off, mysteriously…)

It may not be an American IPA (or anything like it), but it is very, very drinkable indeed.  Even for all of its shortcomings in the style department I enjoyed it a lot.  If GK just put a different label on it and called it an ESB they’d shift tons of it.  It’s got a good hopping regime attached to it, and a superb bitterness…

So there you are.  If you see it, buy it…just close your eyes when you open it, pour it out with your hand over the label, throw the bottle away and enjoy a really lovely pint of ESB (or something else along those lines…just not an American IPA)

And don’t whatever you do let the chorus from “For your love” enter your mind as you drink…you’ll never be rid of that refrain.

5 thoughts on “Greene King: Yardbird “American Style IPA”

  1. I could not agree with you more. You’ve echoed my sentiments about this beer word for word!! This is not an IPA but it’s a very good well balanced ale and very drinkable. Green King need to bottle and market this differently and they’ve got a real winner – infact I would go as far as to say it might just be one of the best ales they’ve ever crafted.

  2. I’m glad we’re thinking along the same lines, Bruce. I must confess to being less and less impressed with GK’s output these days. If they can refresh the rest of their product line and bring it up to the standard of Yardbird there’ll be hope for them yet.! (even though, financially, they’re doing very nicely indeed…)

  3. Agree with your sentiments. Looks to me like they’ve stuck an IPA label on a (decent) golden/amber ale from the range as that’s what’s trending at the moment

    • It’s seems to be true, I’m afraid. It’s just nowhere near an American IPA. Shame really, they could have hopped it crazily and made something epic. Ah well…

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