“…I am bereft of ribs”
Watch some football and pop a boner
Why not give the one you love a boner?
Why not get a boner down your throat?
If you really have to have some boner you can go here:
(at least the “Fucking Hell” beer https://yeastismybitch.com/2014/02/06/free-kudos-and-admiration/ wasn’t quite so contrived…)