“…I am bereft of ribs”
Can you believe that this was originally a fictional beer, that ended up being made into a real beer. FFS. Mind you, the side-splitting comedic possibilities are endless:
Watch some football and pop a boner
Why not give the one you love a boner?
Why not get a boner down your throat?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
If you really have to have some boner you can go here:
http://www.boner-beer.com/TheBrew.aspx
(at least the “Fucking Hell” beer https://yeastismybitch.com/2014/02/06/free-kudos-and-admiration/ wasn’t quite so contrived…)
