To quote from The Young Ones…

…I am bereft of ribs

Boner Beer bottle - HicksCan you believe that this was originally a fictional beer, that ended up being made into a real beer.  FFS.  Mind you, the side-splitting comedic possibilities are endless:

Watch some football and pop a boner

Why not give the one you love a boner?

Why not get a boner down your throat?


If you really have to have some boner you can go here:

(at least the “Fucking Hell” beer wasn’t quite so contrived…)